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"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
04/20/2019 at 21:50 • Filed to: None

Foster’s is the best tasting of the swill-level beers. FITE ME.

DISCUSSION (54)

For Sweden > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 21:53

Delete this

Kinja'd!!!

fhrblig > For Sweden
04/20/2019 at 21:57

VB is good enough that I don't consider it swill.

AestheticsInMotion > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:00

Uhm, no. Corona *ducks*

wafflesnfalafel > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:01

it’s not bad, but I prefer Coors Banquet or Rainier - I like the sweeter finishing pilsners...

fhrblig > AestheticsInMotion
04/20/2019 at 22:03

I think I'd place Corona a close second.

fhrblig > wafflesnfalafel
04/20/2019 at 22:04

Coors *VOMITS* uhh, Coors *VOMITS AGAIN*... I can't *VOMITS*

WilliamsSW > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:05

Life is too short to drink any swill-level beers.

fhrblig > WilliamsSW
04/20/2019 at 22:06

Ehh, sometimes swill beers hit the spot. Like office coffee, or gas station hot dogs, or a cheap cigar.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:08

I won’t fight you but I will wrestle you.

And Miller High L ife takes that distinction.

wafflesnfalafel > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:09

“If you want to keep the class as well as the extra cash in your pocket then check out Coors’ Banquet beer, a true-blue American beer that’s been in production for over 140 years. Their water comes from the Rockies resulting in a clean and crisp beer that’s not light by any means but superbly refreshing. Perfect for camping, or sipping around the house. If there’s a cheap domestic that warrants a pinky-out, then this is it.” - important beer people.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion
04/20/2019 at 22:09

Land Shark is better. Land Shark doesn't have skunky batches.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:12

Miller High Life is a distant 3rd for me.

Only if it's pro wrestling. *Russian leg sweeps you*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:13

I was thinking oiled up greek wrestling.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:14

I can relate to that. While I never want to drink a floor-cleaner beer, Coors Light is the one beer that I just can’t do, under any circumstances or for any reason. Something about Coors Light just doesn’t sit in my stomach. More than a few sips and it will be coming back up in relatively short order.

Needless to say, I was glad on the Coors tour that other options under their corporate umbrella are also available for the three free beers they give you just before putting you on a shuttle back to your car. The tour was neat to see how they make it in that quantity and level of uniformity, and the three free B lue M oons sure beat drinking a Coors Light and throwing up.

Curiously, gin also has this same effect for me. I can drink whiskey, whisky or tequila all night long, and I can drink some vodka if I had to, but gin just doesn’t happen.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:15

No no no, Turkish oil wrestling.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > wafflesnfalafel
04/20/2019 at 22:16

Coors is the easiest bad beer for me to drink.

fhrblig > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
04/20/2019 at 22:17

Keystone Light is the one I can't possibly stomach. Oh God, it's so nasty.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:17

But the greeks did it nude

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:17

SSH I'M WATCHING THE VIDEO

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:19

PBR or GTFAC.

Khalbali > wafflesnfalafel
04/20/2019 at 22:19

I wish I could get Rainier here, big Longmire fan so now I’d totally make that my g o to.

Future Heap Owner > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:20

I dunno if I’ve ever had one. I tend to go for Rainier myself.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:20

Me too I need some popcorn

Khalbali > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:21

Modelo has been my cheap go to lately (Corona is awful) or my other cheap pick is gennessee (spelling?)

Berang > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:21

High Life is def. the best.

Hamm’s and PBR fight for second.

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:24

I've never had land shark. Is it worth trying, or more of a last resort?

fhrblig > Future Heap Owner
04/20/2019 at 22:28

I’m a bit surprised at the hate for Foster's. It's perfectly passable.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:28

I should try that. I've never had it.

fhrblig > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/20/2019 at 22:30

PBR has this weird chemical aftertaste that I can't get past.

fhrblig > Berang
04/20/2019 at 22:31

I’ve had my share of High Life, but I think I like MGD better.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:31

narragansett.

fhrblig > Khalbali
04/20/2019 at 22:31

I keep meaning to try Modelo. I should make that happen soon.

fhrblig > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
04/20/2019 at 22:32

*adds to shopping list*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion
04/20/2019 at 22:34

It's like if Corona was actually good, so yeah try it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:35

Imagine Corona, but like actually good

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:37

They went out of business in the 80s, then came back @10 years ago. At first it was super cheap, then I think a bunch of boomers started buying it and the prices rose. I so like their Summer Del’s shady, which is a bit cheaper than leinenkugel

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:37

I need a longer video.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:38

I have some you might like but I prolly shouldn't post them here.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:40

Oh let's be honest, I've probably seen them.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:42

I think because it is a bit of novelty beer, there is a lot of skunk floating around. For instance, I won’t touch smithwicks unless it is around St pattys day.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
04/20/2019 at 22:44

I doubt kinja can embed pornhub videos anyways

fhrblig > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
04/20/2019 at 22:45

It must be popular enough where I live that it doesn’t stay on shelves long. I've never had a skunky one.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/20/2019 at 22:45

Kinja'd!!!